FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ~FAQ~

whenever i entered my class, these questions will be asked to me

almost each class

i took the CHALK and write the topic on the BLACKBOARD

after finish writing the topic...

then a pupil came to me

~teacher, kena salin ke?

me~wait, i'll tell you, let me explain first

then i continue writing

then another pupil came to me

~teacher, kena salin ke?

me~hmmm, ok class take out your exercise book and copy this one, then i'll explain to you.

~teacher, nk guna buku mana ni? E1 ke E2?

me~kn teacher dh ckp, apa2 pun guna E1, unless i told u to use E2, do you get it? (dlm hati, dh puas ckp, still lg tanye soalan yang sama, huh!)

few seconds later

~teacher, kena selang ke?

me~ up to you as long as your handwriting is neat and clean.

a few seconds later

~teacher, nak selang berapa?

me~selang laa berapa baris pun, asalkan tulisan awk kemas dan bersih, taknak comot2 (dengan nada boring)

~teacher, dah siap kena buat corak ke?

me~you can do it if you want while waiting for your friends copying the notes

~teacher, can i color?

me~yes (dengan nada malas nk jawab)

then after a while....

~tice, tandas?

me~ are you saying that i am a toilet?

~sorry sorry teacher, may i go toilet?

me~use proper sentence

~alaaa, please teacher, may i go to the toilet?

me~that's good, u may go but only for 2 minutes

tick tock tick tock

~teacher, kena hantar ke?

me~not yet, i will collect your book by the end of this week

a few seconds later,

~teacher, kena hantar ke

me~not yet, i will collect your book by the end of this week

a few seconds later,

~teacher, kena hantar ke

me~not yet, i will collect your book by the end of this week

a few seconds later,

~teacher, kena hantar ke

me~not yet, i will collect your book by the end of this week

a few seconds later,

~teacher, kena hantar ke

me~not yet, i will collect your book by the end of this week

a few seconds later,

~teacher, kena hantar ke

me~not yet, i will collect your book by the end of this week

this ocassion is repeated again and again

then a few seconds later,

~teacher, kena hantar ke

me~okay, sape2 yg dh siap, meh tice check dulu (tak larat jawab soalan yang sama)

nota kaki ~ tu laa soalan sama yang akan keluar dr mulut anak murid aku setiap hari, sampai aku pn dh leh hafal skrip depa nih

apa2pun aku akan rindu nk dgr semua ni bila start cuti sekolah seminggu nti, can't wait to go home...

love and faith

cik patunghujan